F5
The Spirit of Refreshing
Your portfolio is fine. Probably. Better check again. And again. And again.
Buy on Jupiter
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THE SICKNESS IS REAL
You know the feeling. The 3 AM glow of your screen. The phantom buzz of a price alert. The muscle memory of CTRL+R, Command+R, or that thumb-swipe-down motion that's now part of your DNA.
This isn't just trading. It's a ritual. An obsession. A universal truth that connects every degen in the Solana trenches. $F5 is the official token for this shared madness.
FEELING THE ITCH?
Go on. We won't judge.
Portfolio Value:
$--,---.42
TRENCH-ONOMICS
- 0/0 Tax: No sneaky fees. More SOL for you.
- LP Burned: Liquidity is toast. Forever.
- Mint Revoked: No more tokens can be created.
- Community Driven: We're all in this trench together.
THE RITUAL (HOW TO BUY)
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1GET A WALLET: Download Phantom or Solflare for your browser or phone. This is your gateway to Solana.
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2GET SOME SOL: Buy SOL on a centralized exchange (like Coinbase or Binance) and send it to your new Solana wallet address.
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3SWAP FOR $F5: Go to a DEX like Jupiter or Raydium. Paste our token address, connect your wallet, and swap your SOL for $F5. Now you're one of us.